Those that make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

The 4 Stages of Life;

You believe in Santa

You Don't believe in Santa

You are Santa

You look like Santa

Hard work spotlights the character of people:

Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.  -Sam Ewing

Did you know cows can be identified by noseprints?

The surest way to live with honor in this world is to be in reality what we would appear to be.

If you drink don't park. Accidents cause people.

Joy in looking and comprehending is natures most beautiful gift.

"Women like silent men, they think we're listening."

"You cannot buy enthusiasm, loyalty, devotion of hearts, minds or souls, you must earn these!

Good, better, best. Never rest until your good is better, and your better is best.

If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile, initially scared me to death.

The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

If you would create something, you must be something.  -VanGoethe

You know you are into middle age when caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

When looking for a friend don't look for perfection, just look for a friend.

When you reach for the stars you may not get them, but you won't come up with just mud either.

At least I have a positive habit about my destructive habits.

Men are what their mothers made them.    -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man who take lady on camping trip have one in-tent.

By the time a man is old enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Old is when your honey says "lets go upstairs and make love"

and you say "honey, I can't do both".

Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of  preparing parents to welcome the "empty nest".

The voyage to discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans, it's lovely to be silly at the right moment.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!

Sign in front of funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait"

 

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